Who broke the Toilet Seat?

Last night mom was taking herself a luxurious bubble bath as usual, every night. Me and Pepe love to be in there and she will let us play with bubbles, and she also has a bottle of bubbles. So we love spending time with mom, but you know boys will be boys right? We get a little rowdy trying to see who will get the most of mom's attention. So mom is already done with her bath she leaves the bathroom and has her comfy robe on starting to watch TV. Then she hears a big crash and sees me & Pepe fleeing the scene of the crime. Mom runs to see what made the big crash and that is when she sees the toilet seat broken. It was all the way off the toilet stool, human dad also comes in and asks what was that noise. Then she proceeds to tell of me & Pepe, partners in cahoots expeditions. Well after mom thought about it she started to laugh hysterically at the thought of 2 cats breaking a toilet seat. Human dad is less amused, but then he starts to laugh as well. Who would have thought 2 fluff balls could break a toilet seat? I looked at mom with the sweetest face I could muster up, and I tried to blame Pepe as the culprit as I think he weighs more than I. Mom said my tummy has been getting a bit bigger too, I tried to protest by yowling "I didn't do it". Well I very well couldn't say much that they would understand. Pepe went and hid too, that little coward. Well tomorrow is another day, I will let it take care of it self.