CAUGHT!! Smoking in the boy's room

Feeling stressed I decided to try something new. My human dad is a smoker and mom will not let him smoke indoors because of her asthama. She was around second hand smoke 24/7 during her childhood days her father was a chain smoker. When she got into her twenty's she was diagnosed with asthama. So she hated being around smoke and our human dad knows this. He is trying to cut back on his smokes and so he told her to hide his cigarettes and give him a certain amount a day. So this morning she took out his allowed amount of cigarettes and hid the packs from him. So guess where she puts them? In the same place the socks are in her bedroom dresser drawer. I took that pack of cigarettes and raced through the house with my new prize. Then I ran to my box I hide in and carefully opened the top. There was some brown stuff in there that was chopped up like catnip. Well I took a little hit of it thinking it was nip. I am feeling fine now, and my head is spinning a little. Think I will stash some of these in my secret hiding place. MOL