Tuesday, February 8, 2011
Who You Gonna Call?
Today my adventure is the life of a spycat. I love adventure and the ruggedness of James Bond. That is how I got started in this business of spying. It is for duty and the well-being of our country and homeland. Have you ever noticed how many cats are actually in James Bond movies? That beautiful silver persian and always in the hands of the bad guy. However, I am like James Bond the good guy. He also has alot of the most beautiful women there is, I know alot of beautiful girl cats. I also love to drink nipitini's shakin and not stirred mind you. Working as a spycat you have to have alot of gadgets and the more the better. My first purchase was a survelliance camera, this allows me to get up close with the bad cats. There is this mean old tomcat up the street that loves to come by and taunt us. My weapon of choice is a garden hose and a spurt of water to my nemisis. He never seen it coming, made him dart off like a rabbit. Score for me, now I have him scared for a moment. I have a little brother to help in my escapades. His name is Pepe, I put him up on a perch in our cat tree. When he sees the tomcat he meows the alarm. Being a spycat is really tough, but when all is said and done. Catnap time it is.